Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Korean Awesomeness: Pay attention, America

Over the last 3 years I have expressed shock, dismay, disgust, and lots of laughter about Korean culture. But all is not bad here – indeed, here I list 10 Very Cool Things (America: are you paying attention?) in no particular order:

(1) Washing machine lint traps: Because most Koreans neither own nor use dryers, the washers have built-in lint filters. I love that.

(2) Keyless entry: Nobody has keys for their buildings or offices or apartments here. Swipe a card or enter a code or dangle a dongle. Keys are so 18th century.

(3) Perforated straw wrappers: Instead of pounding the life out of your fast-food straws to get the darn wrappers off, just gently pull on one end: it snaps off easily because of the built-in perforations. So elegant.


(4) No checks: Checks? Korea skipped that stage of financial evolution. All is electronic. Need to pay your tithe? Reimburse a friend? Pay a bill? Just transfer the money to their bank account on your smartphone or at an ATM. LOVE. IT.

(5) Folding car mirrors: People are smaller in Korean than in the US, which means smaller cars and smaller parking places. And in some place, very very narrow roads/alleys/paths. Thus: At the touch of a button the driver can fold in the side mirrors to enable closer passing and parking. In fact, it’s rude here to park without folding your mirrors.

(6) Built-in dish drying rack: The classic American home has a window over the sink and a dishwasher. Koreans might have dishwashers, but they all seem to have over-the-sink drying racks and a small window that is more about air flow than a view. This system saves counter space and the dishes drip right into the sink while God dries them. Nice. (The astute reader might wonder whether Koreans have a built-in drying rack for clothing. Most folks have a guy come install a drying rack on the ceiling of the balcony or laundry room.  It works on a pulley system and stores nearly flat against the ceiling when not in use.)

(7) Kitchen sink basket: Koreans ferociously sort their recycling; even food scraps are put in a separate bin. Thus, kitchen sinks have a mesh basket built into the drain that is easy to remove after scraping or washing dishes for easy dumping into a household scrap bucket. Which scraps then get put into a special recycling bin. Which then goes I don’t know where exactly, but I know our city has a food scrap facility. I must tour.


(8) Bathroom floor basket. This is similar to the kitchen sink device, but it more about catching hair and other junk on the floor. Of course, you need some backstory. Korean bathrooms are entirely tiled: the whole idea of carpet (or drywall) in a bathroom is downright insane. Here, you have no tub (go to the public bath if you want to soak) and showers drain into the floor with a cool built-in trap/cup. Shower doors or curtains are optional and special covers protect the outlets and toilet paper from water spray if your shower spray hose goes awry or you want to hose down the whole bathroom. The downside? the floor is usually wet, which explains why most Korean bathrooms provide a pair of plastic slippers (and why socks are the last thing I put on before leaving the house).

(9) Fast food take-out cup bags: At least at our Burger King (there are TWO in our city now!!), take-out cups are placed in pouched plastic bags – making it very easy to carry several cups in a bag slung over your thumb while you enter your doorcode. (And, yes, there are some "weird" sandwiches on the menu, but I always order this: Lone-geh cheek-een sahn-weech sate-eh; coca-cola jeero. Can you decode the Korean pronunciation of English words? :) ).

(10) Tunes instead of bells or buzzers: You never hear buzzers or bells here. Instead, you hear little tunes. Our washing machine sings a tune when the cycle is finished. The kids school has 5-7 second tunes instead of bells to signal each period. The trains and subway use nice little tunes to announce stops. So soothing. And absolutely perfect for a country where each city has cartoon city logos and cartoon safety videos, etc.

So, dear readers:  which invention do you like the best?  Which ones did I miss?  :)

2 comments:

  1. So great. The shower (besides the food and people probably my favorite part of Vietnamese culture) and the kitchen sink drying rack are two that I experienced in Vietnam. We had key less entry to house - it was a bicycle padlock with a four number pass code. If Eric went out and I stayed home, I had to go to the front door with him so that I could put the lock on the inside of the house--otherwise there would be no way for me to get out. Then he'd have to call me when he got home (no doorbell) so I could do downstairs to let him back in. Then, obviously, when we left together we'd padlock the house on the outside. Not sure this was normal--just our experience.

    Nick is taller than the average American. How does he deal/fit with the little cars?

    And my best guess (though it doesn't make sense to me) is: long chicken sandwich saute and coca-cola zero.

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  2. A BIKE LOCK on your front door? Oh my... :) Nick doesn't fit in little cars - but our Kia Carnival (sold as a Caravan in the US) fits him fine. And you're SO CLOSE with the translations! Long chicken sandwich set (what we'd call a combo meal in the US) with coke zero. :)

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